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Which Avenger Are You? Hawkeye / Clint Barton
You are most like Hawkeye. You are independent and “street-smart”. You prefer to stay out of the spotlight and look at the big picture of things. Though you tend to follow others and are very trusting, you are also not intimidated by those who might be stronger or smarter. You are precise and methodical, and once you have something in your sites, there isn’t a thing that will stop you from hitting your mark. Facebook quizzes, quiz apps & blog quizzes by 
FUCKING.ODIN. I SWEAR TO GAWD. IF THOR WAS NEVER SENT TO EARTH NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. MAYBE IF THOR WAS THERE TO SUPPORT HIS BROTHA DURING THE TIME HE FOUND OUT OF HIS TRUE PARENTS MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, LOKI COULD HAVE HAD SOMEONE THERE TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY! INSTEAD OF GOING INTO FUCKING ODIN SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIFE CHANGING MOMENT. OMG. BUT NOOOO THOR HAD TO LEARN A FUCKING LESSON BY BEING BANISHED TO A WHOLE OTHER REALM. A LITTLE HARSH THERE ODIN.
OHH ALSO LOKI WOULD HAVE NEVER PICKED EARTH TO RULE. SINCE PROBABLY THE ONLY REASON HE WANTED TO RULE EARTH WAS BECAUSE HIS BROTHA LOVED IT SO MUCH. OMG…GUISE…WHAT IF HE WENT TO EARTH TO GRAB THOR’S ATTENTION. MAYBE HE NEVER WANTED TO RULE MIDGARD. MAYBE HE KNEW HE WOULD FAIL. MAYBE IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN. MOTHER.OF.GAWD.
MAYBE HE NEVER PLANNED TO RULE MIDGARD. MAYBE IT WAS ALL AN ACT TO GET THOR’S ATTENTION. MAYBE LOKI PURPOSELY KNEW HE WAS GOING TO FAIL AND KNEW THOR WOULD HAVE TO TAKE HIM BACK TO ASGARD. TO WHERE HIS REAL PLANS COME TO LIFE. TO TAKE OVER ASGARD OR MAKE IT TEN TIMES WORSE. OMG. GUISE. MAYBE THAT WAS THE WHOLE PLAN ALL ALONG.
DAH FUCK DID I JUST SAY/THINKOF. 
(via sourbeta)
it seems jeremy told chris a very funny story
HAWKEYE: “CAPTAIN PULL MY FINGER.”
CAPTAIN: ” Um okay…I don- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.”
(Source: underage-alcoholic, via isali3)
(Source: dream7790, via philipisacatwhore-deactivated20)
The Thomas Prayer
Our Thomas, who art in England,
Hallowed be thy face.
Thy cheekbones perfect,
Thy bitches will kneel,
On Earth as they do in Asgard.
Give us this day our daily ovary explosions.
And forgive all the Loki haters,
As we forgive Hulk for smashing you up.
And please lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from the Avengers.
For Tumblr is your kingdom,
Real power, horned glory,
For ever and ever.
AMEN.
(via loveishiddles)
